11.18.2009

this just in...

I just weighed myself, and if the scale is right I'm at about 210lbs. That means that in the last 4 to 5 months I've dropped almost 40 pounds. My secret? A steady diet of angst and hallucinogens, and teeth that break and abscess on a whim. Not the best diet plan, but you can't argue with results.

Oh, and get off the sugar. That shits like crack...

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