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And another:

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Why would anyone ever train a gorilla to throw alligators? That crazy talk man; nobody works out in six minutes....its seven minutes man, seven minute abs. Shit. That's the hole point. And when ur end up with a menthol short and tw samuels when u wanted a winston and cognaca, what the fuck you gon do then slick. Times tickin, the conductors punching tickets, and thsi here train don't stop but in paradise. Will they let u in with a hipflask of homebrew and a dime bag of scwhag is the question. Priase jesus, may the offerings be bountiful. And if not let them rot in hell, with the fuckerz who invented flip flopsn and the federal reserve banking system. Bhuddah name be praised