ape $hit...

Have I mentioned that this here is a life is a story told in reverse? Only the end points aren't fixed so it starts wherever you please, but definitely right now. So what have you been doing up until now, oh wait; thats irrelevant cause that story just started too.

I told a tale about a magical device that played countless songs, communicated with people thousands of miles away, and connected me to a virtually unlimited amount of information.

But then niggas said stop talking about you phone.